Pee on my Keys

Last Wednesday, like every other Wednesday, Audrey and I went to church for bible study and in addition to my regular cup of coffee, I had an extra helping at church... Now being in the usual hurry to get home afterwards, I delayed using the restroom at the church like I should have - since our drive home is about 15 minutes. I was speeding to get home ASAP and by the time we finally arrived I was in pain! Audrey likes to do as mommy does and tries to unlock the door with my keys, I usually patiently let her try and figure it out but this time, I picked her up, grabbed her hand, shoved the keys in the door, turned the knob and ran in, leaving the keys in her hands. We have been trying to stir up interest in the "potty" so she usually follows me in there and points to the potty and gets all excited.. On this particular day she was a little frustrated with me for zooming past her in such a frenzy to get to the "potty." As I sat I took a deep breath of relief; I made it! (I seriously thought I was going to wet myself)... and in walks the very irritated Audrey. She rared back and said "NO!" with both arms flying - the threw the keys in just the right spot as they flew past my crotch and into the toilet. Now, I had been "holding it" for so long I just couldn't stop myself from peeing.. it was just going and going.. my first instinct was to retrieve those keys - so i reached down thinking that I was done - and out came more pee.. ok - now I'm peeing on my own hand -GROSS! I couldn't just flush the toilet without getting my keys, who knows what would happen - so I reached in again, scooped them out and thoroughly washed them off and my hands really well - and much to my amazement, the keyless entry STILL WORKS!